}

T h e  G r a n d   B u d a p e s t   H o t e l (dir. by Wes Anderson, 2014)

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."

(Source: lastisle, via sitting-on-a-cornflake-with-john)

pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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(Source: applevevo, via wrestlingcrocs)

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

(via punkrocksherlock)

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via shouldnt)

headsbendingcars:

Adam: “I feel left out.” Matty: “You know that we always dress in black from head to toe.” Adam: “..” Adam: “Fuck you.”

headsbendingcars:

Adam: “I feel left out.”
Matty: “You know that we always dress in black from head to toe.”
Adam: “..”
Adam: “Fuck you.”

(via the1975home)

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Porphyria R’lyeh (via mofobian)

(Source: curvesincolor, via o-deer-me)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via tanpom)